Hhoopppeee
Birrrsdayaa tue Euwww! Hhoopppeee
Birrrrsaayaa tuuueee eeuuuwwww anda maneesa muurrraa! Thank you! I will be here
all week. Please remember to tip your waiters and waitresses folks. Thank you and goodnight…
This
is the phrase I kept anticipating was following the class’s singing. In most
civilized parts of the world considered to be the Far East individuals have two
birthdays. One birthday is their“small” birthday and the other, by means of
elimination, would be termed their “big” birthday. When one of my favored
students proclaimed to me a few days ago, “uhh today my “little” birthday, Teacher and I
broughta theees (this) for youa” needless to say I was curious and confused. Mia
handed me a little gift bag including a juice box, orange juice according to
the picture accompanying the “blah blah” on the front, some type of what might
be a cookie or cracker, and candy. Giving gifts to other people on one’s birthday
in Taiwan is the “way we do it in Taiwan”. I am not certain if this way to celebrate a person is also practiced in other parts of Asia. I might have to teach in Japan next year to determine
exactly how wide spread this birthday practice extends. I apologize, I am worse than
Alice when it comes to following that darn White Rabbit. Shifting this exhortation
forward… Where was I? Oh yes, I remember
now. Little birthday… Little birthday, I asked, what on God’s green earth is a
little birthday? Mia dutifully embarked on her futile attempt to explain little
birthdays versus big birthdays to me. She sighed and stated here in Taiwan,
three words I have grown to loathe, everyone has two birthdays. She paused the explanation
in order for her Taiwanese speaking brain to translate her thoughts into the
English words necessary for me to understand. Fully comprehending her explanation,
unfortunately, proved more difficult than trying to nail Jell-O to a wall. I
gleaned only bits of solid information from our 10 minute chat on the way up to
English class. I grasped here in Taiwan they have two birthdays, I put a hash
mark in the “already knew that” column. I also understood one birthday was celebrated
small and one was celebrated big. Again the hash mark was affixed firmly in the
“already knew that” column. From that point the information I understood was unreliable,
to say the very least, and I hadn’t placed one single hash mark in the column
labeled “new information”. As we approached our classroom Mia told me to “hangs
on” and she ran ahead of me and into the room. Since there are a large number
of students, all wearing matching blue school uniforms, and having black hair I
lost sight of Mia.
My
Taiwanese co-teacher Judia greeted me as I unloaded my heavy bag from my
person. I tapped into this rare gift a few seconds before the onset of English
class to inquire about this whole birthday business. Judia thought for a couple
seconds and expounded for me on Mia’s previous attempt to aid in my, what
seemed to be daily, lessons about everything Chinese. She simply picked up her
desk calendar and pointed out the two types of “monphs”. She also stated Chinese calendar doesn’t follow sun. I finished the next part of the discourse for her.
I told her if the Chinese calendar does not follow the sun it must follow the
only other heavenly body large enough to measure the passage of time, the moon.
One would have thought I had discovered the location the ever illusive Fountain
of Youth and brought her a small sip its water judging the manner in which she
reacted to the addition of 1+1 in my brain. Needless to say, she was happy I understood her explanation.
Allow
me to demystify the two birthdays in Taiwan. The Chinese follow what is called
the Lunar Calendar. Yuup Skippy, this means they built their calendar tracking the
moon’s movements. However, the balance of the world follows what is called the
Gregorian Calendar, or simply a calendar that follows the sun’s movements. Two
calendars equals two birthdays. The small and big terms are applied to the
months in the lunar calendar. Due to weather and farming some months are “small”
and some are “big”. The above is the extent of my understanding relating to the
small and big terms used to refer to months in the lunar calendar. I even asked another native to
explain the differences between the months and how their size is determined. I
am ashamed to admit the additional clarification only muddied the waters
further. However, celebrating two birthdays does sound very appealing, as long
as the two birthday celebrations only add one year to your total age. Right?
Note
of interest: If anyone wants to know when to celebrate their second birthday
visit this site http://www.asia-home.com/china/cncaps.php and follow the directions. The site calculates
your lunar birthday and even gives you the animal who rules your birth year. If
anyone is curious my lunar birthday is April 1st and the Wood Tiger rules
my year.
Wood TigerJing-Xi’s Lesson for the Day: The thought of celebrating two separate times to acknowledge one’s birth is an alien concept to me. The practice of giving gifts to others on one’s birthday is even more foreign. I believe this might be due to the feelings dread and despair that fills me as my birthday approaches every year. Observing the jubilation a birthday brings in this country, let alone two birthdays, has caused me to pause and consider my feelings about birthdays and even life itself. A birthday is reason to celebrate. Every person is special and adds their unique brand of crazy to this world. When my birthday circles around this year maybe I will apply the adage “this is the way we do it in Taiwan”, and send out birthday cards.
im an earth horse! :) So nay nay to you! I nip at you with my big horsey teeth! Oh and according to the chinese I am one year older. I dont like that one bit. LOL I use oil of olay though so I still look 23. ;)
ReplyDeleteI am a Wood Tiger. So you better watch out before I decide I like horse meat. I don’t think your horsey teeth would save you from my razor sharp reflexes and lightning speed. I would have you taken down and twitching before you could let out your nay nay. Horse, the other other white meat. Mmmm mmmm :) I know we are a year older by the lunar calendar and I am not sure why, but no one has to know. Sshh our little secret and 23? Really?? **Insert Pope comment here**
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